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‘Representation Matters!’
The former Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna McDaniel was fired by NBC just five days after being hired as an on-air contributor.
“In case you’re unfamiliar with McDaniel, she is terrible,” Stephen Colbert said, recalling McDaniel’s involvement with former President Donald Trump and his denial of the 2020 election results.
“Happy Women’s History Month, gals! It’s 2024 — you, too, can be morally bankrupt dictator-enabling douche-nuggets. Representation matters!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (Disciples Are Standing By Edition)
“Yep, the guy who’s about to go on trial for paying hush money to cover up an affair with a porn star is selling Bibles. And because it’s a Trump Bible, most of the Ten Commandments are blacked out.” — SETH MEYERS
“Now this has come as no surprise to anyone — making a profit is Trump’s religion. As his Jesus famously said, ‘It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle if you pay me four easy installments of $19.95. Act now; disciples are standing by.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“He has to have spare Bibles because every time he holds one, it bursts into flames.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon asked each other random questions on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow will appear on Thursday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”